Dat ass
what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
gf: babe come over
bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents
gf: im off my period
bf:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
i wanna get you pregnant and go on MTV
